What do you think?

It’s my new cover for Blood Rite, my latest menage/vampire/shapeshifter/witch paranormal romantic suspense.

How’s that for a mouthful…:)

The heroine has a dilema…who should she fear more? The vampire trying to kill her…or the one determined to protect her?

Available March 2009 from Loose Id Publishing.

*Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

*There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Tennessee.

*There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Tennessee, plus a couple no one’s seen before.

*If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

*Onced and Twiced are words.

*It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.

*People actually grow and eat okra.

*’Fixinto’ is one word.

*There is no such thing as ‘lunch.’ There is only dinner and then supper.

*Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you’re two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!

*Backwards and forwards means ‘I know everything about you.’

*DJeet is actually a phrase meaning ‘Did you eat?’

*You don’t have to wear a watch because it doesn’t matter what time it is. You work until you’re done or it’s too dark to see.

*You don’t PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

*You measure distance in minutes.

*You’ll probably have to switch from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day.

*’Fix’ is a verb. Example: ‘I’m fixing to go to the store.’

*All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

*You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

*You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.

*There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.

*The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

*The first day of deer season is a national holiday.

*100 degrees Fahrenheit is ‘a little warm.’

*We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.

*Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as ‘goin’ Wal-martin’ or off to ‘Wally World.’

*A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.

*A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola or pop. . . . it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: ‘What kinda coke you want?
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*Fried catfish is the other white meat.

*We don’t need no stinking driver’s ed . . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

*Hog Jowls and black eyed peas are required eating on January 1 to insure good fortune for the coming year.
*”Vienna” ( the little sausages that come in the can) is pronounced v-eye-inn-a

If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from Tennessee (and those who just wish they were).

EVERYONE can’t be from Tennessee; it takes talent.
You might say it’s an art form or a gift from God!