From the Sun Sentinal.

We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle accident on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat, reports keysnews.com.

It wasn’t a close shave — it was a total wreck.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats. Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy’s chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.

Oh, man. Only in Florida…lol.

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Trista

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally,the guys’ side of the story.
(must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear“the rules”
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1 “
ON PURPOSE!

1.Men are NOT mind readers.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sports

1. You have enough clothes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

How do you serve chicken wings to a man?

It’s all in the presentation.

Hehehe…:)

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Trista

I think this one is just hilarious…lol

What Starts with F and ends with K??
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked,?‘Harry, what’s your problem?’?

Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m?smarter?than she is! I think I should?be in the 3rd grade too!’?

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.?

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the?boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.?

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he?agreed to take the test.?

Principal:?‘What is 3 x 3?’

Harry:?‘9.’?

Principal:?‘What is?6 x 6?’?

Harry:?‘36.’

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.?

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,?‘I think Harry can go to the 3rd?grade.’?

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,?‘Let me ask him some questions.’?

The principal and Harry both agreed.?

Ms. Brooks asks,?‘What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?’?

Harry, after a moment:?‘Legs.’?

Ms Brooks:?‘What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?’?

The principal wondered why would she ask such a?question!?

Harry replied:?‘Pockets.’?

Ms. Brooks:?‘What does a dog do that a man steps into?’?

Harry:?‘Pants.’?

Ms. Brooks:?What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and?contains thin, whitish liquid?’?

Harry:?‘Coconut.’?

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks:?‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied,?‘Bubble?gum.’?

Ms. Brooks:?‘What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a?dog?does on three legs?’?

Harry:?‘Shake hands.’?

The principal was trembling.?

Ms. Brooks:?‘What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?’

Harry:?‘Firetruck.’?

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the?teacher,?‘Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…..’

I thought it might be fun to post a joke ever so often just to keep us smiling. If you’re like me, you could use something to laugh at sometimes.

Below is the first of many…weekly funnies.

THE END IS NEAR

A priest, a rabbi and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: “The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before it’s Too Late!”

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious nuts!”

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the other two and asks, “Do you think the sign should just say: ‘Bridge Out’?”